The reasons I look forward to hitting 60

Not many people look forward to that landmark, and Im not saying that I want to jump ahead 32 years.

Having said that, I will enjoy it.

Here are the reasons

1. Being Bald


Now, im sure in the year 2042 there will certainly be a 'cure' for baldness.
I hate that its a 'cure' thats like saying that its a disease. Its just how some people are, its like a 'cure' for being short.
And as a short person I am tired of short having such negative connotations.
I am saying tall from now on.

Anyways, the subject at hand.
Chances are I will be balding in the near future.
Not a bad thing, many of my visionaries are bald.

His awesomeness has already been stated

Nuff said.

Yelling not with anger, but with defense 

Larry David, is a man I am already well on my way to becoming. I highly look forward to it.

2. Im 60!


What?? This guy must be crazy! Who looks forward to being sixty

Dude, at 60 I can retire! Retirement is doing nothing, I can can buy a boat and just sail around.
Or maybe just sit on the couch and be bitter!
YES!

And at around 60, I can start acting like I am senile.
Acting like I am senile is one thing I look forward too more than anything else.

Think of all the benefits, you do whatever you want, steal shit, do anything!

"oh that silly old man"

Grandpa Twedt does that. Grandpa Twedt knows whats goin on!

Knows his stuff

I know its a recycled image, but I love it.

Old age will be lovely!

The capers I will pull...

Well, those days are pretty far away...
I dont know what I will do if I get some terminal disease before then, I would be pissed.

Probably do something stupid.

Like jump into radiation.

Worst case scenario... I die, which would happen anyways.

Best case scenario... I get superpowers.

For me getting old is a win win win situation.