Film review: Some Guy Who Kills People

Recently I saw a small film called "Some Guy Who Kills People"

It was pretty good!
I enjoyed myself during it.

On the off chance you ever hear of it, check it out, it will be worth your while.

The reasons I look forward to hitting 60

Not many people look forward to that landmark, and Im not saying that I want to jump ahead 32 years.

Having said that, I will enjoy it.

Here are the reasons

1. Being Bald


Now, im sure in the year 2042 there will certainly be a 'cure' for baldness.
I hate that its a 'cure' thats like saying that its a disease. Its just how some people are, its like a 'cure' for being short.
And as a short person I am tired of short having such negative connotations.
I am saying tall from now on.

Anyways, the subject at hand.
Chances are I will be balding in the near future.
Not a bad thing, many of my visionaries are bald.

His awesomeness has already been stated

Nuff said.

Yelling not with anger, but with defense 

Larry David, is a man I am already well on my way to becoming. I highly look forward to it.

2. Im 60!


What?? This guy must be crazy! Who looks forward to being sixty

Dude, at 60 I can retire! Retirement is doing nothing, I can can buy a boat and just sail around.
Or maybe just sit on the couch and be bitter!
YES!

And at around 60, I can start acting like I am senile.
Acting like I am senile is one thing I look forward too more than anything else.

Think of all the benefits, you do whatever you want, steal shit, do anything!

"oh that silly old man"

Grandpa Twedt does that. Grandpa Twedt knows whats goin on!

Knows his stuff

I know its a recycled image, but I love it.

Old age will be lovely!

The capers I will pull...

Well, those days are pretty far away...
I dont know what I will do if I get some terminal disease before then, I would be pissed.

Probably do something stupid.

Like jump into radiation.

Worst case scenario... I die, which would happen anyways.

Best case scenario... I get superpowers.

For me getting old is a win win win situation.

7 salty days: part II

So, I thought that I might post about this documentary more often,
but it is the last day...

So here is the rundown, I felt pretty bad for most of these days, I puked some days, though really only twice. yeah.

I had a major lack of energy, and was in some pretty sour moods.

At the time of writing it is around 4.
8 more hours until I can eat again, I am going to spend it thinking about food.

Also


Last night I went to a Jimmy Buffett concert with my Mom. If you don't know who Jimmy Buffett is, you don't belong on this website (not that people actually read this)

It was the time of my life, as it usually is (this was my 2nd Jimmy Buffet concert)

One of my favorite bald people

Who are the other bald people you ask???? Well tune in next time for the answer!

(Unless you don't know who Jimmy Buffett is. (But since all the non-knowers left, you have to know who he is. (Unless you thought I was joking ( It was a joke (but I sure as hell was serious about it)))))

7 salty days... part I

Part I

So for the next week I will be eating nothing but saltines.... Its for a documentary that I need to do in my Motion Picture Language class.

My companion for this is Steve Griggs, a fine filmmaker.

So this will be interesting.

Gomers

By definition a Gomer is an elderly person who just takes up room in a hospital, and is a waste of resources.

I call people Gomers all the time. Someone who is silly, a waste of space, so to speak.

Its uses range from insult to term of endearment.

I use it mostly because I like how it sounds, not that I hate old people...

in fact I love old people, especially Grandpa Twedt

A God among men

But more on him later.

I actually look forward to the day I can be old enough to pretend to be senile, but until then... a boy can dream.