Segways

Ahhh... Where to begin


In the last few days I have seen segway gangs twice, and both time I have trembled in fear.

What is it that I hate about segways....

Ohh yeah... thats why

My hate for segways does not necessarily lie with the machine, but more with people who ride one, god forbid, own one.

Mostly bastards ride segways, that kind, with that look on their faces.
You know the one...

Stand aside mortal

   They are always too good for us 'walkers'
Even the concept of a segway is a little baffling, so you don't want to walk anymore
easy answer... Wheelchair, in fact a wheelchair is better than a segway for two reasons.

1. You are sitting
2. Sympathy points

As opposed to the two major points of the segway user

1. You are standing
2. Ass-hole points

Thats all I have to say about that for now..
Sorry if this one had bad flow/structure, I just had a long day of filming.